Primevil Primera driving Pillock!
Right, I feel the need to have a rant about a recent run in with a complete and utter numpty who has been allowed the right to point and shoot a deadly weapon on the public highway! Normally my posts are long drawn out detailed diatribes but due to general sickness and the urge to publicly insult this fool I’m keeping it short.
I had just spent the weekend at my parents and they were coming to visit us, so as usual me and my family got a train to Swansea and we going to come home in my Mother’s giant Chrysler Voyager. Normally we take the “tom tom” route that takes us through the heart of Wales and along many A & B roads, however we wanted to check out the motorway! After 2 and a half hours of a fairly sedate journey along the motorway network it came time for us to take our exit from the motorway via a contraflow.
So there we were sitting in Lane 3 (Fast lane) about a mile from our exit, A crappy beaten up green Nissan Primera was approaching at speed so my mother stuck her indicator on and moved over into lane 2 (middle lane) and so did the Primera, so after checking it was safe my mother moved into lane 1 (slow lane). Once again my mother checked the way was clear and indicated to move over into the contraflow lane to take our exit. It was at this point that matey boy in his badly modified Nissan Primera attempted to undertake 2 tons of 3 year old, 3.2 Turbo V6, Chrysler Voyager. He did the usual blokey thing and sat on his horn for quite some time making the usual hand gestures! I should point out that it was my mothers foresight that saved a shunt by accelerating to clear this idiot, I should also point out that there were 4 adults and 2 young children in the car with me and matey boy knew this but still risked a collision by being a prick!
So we were rolling up a slip road towards the roundabout and my mother positioned herself in the right hand lane to take the last exit off the roundabout and he rolled up on the left hand side of us staring into the front window’s. I looked at him and gave him the usual Wanker hand gesture so as an insult he decided to do the whole pointing at the head to signify my mother might be a bit crazy. But whilst his gormless face was staring at me he failed to notice the slight kink in the road and rolled his idiotic car over the kerb with quite a large bump! It was at this point where we all decided to point and laugh at him so he made another hand gesture and raced off round the outside of normal motorists only to end up cutting more people up and took the same exit as us.
We finally caught up with him as he was stopped at a set of lights and I could see that he was looking in his wing mirror as we were rolling up along side him. After noticing that there were two fully grown men in the car his big hard man attitude had all but faded away as he gripped his steering wheel with both hands and was staring dead ahead! Had the Voyager not had sliding doors in the back I was going to open the door just to see his reaction!
I hate stupid drivers, but I have to admit this guy made me laugh quite hard considering he nearly wiped himself out just to make some childish gesture at a superior “woman driver”