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10 days In

January 12th, 2009

Well, I had every intention of adding my thoughts on a daily basis but I’ve just not had the inspiration. Live feed is so limited I’ve given up hoping for some action and the highlight shows are pretty lame. I’ve found myself clock watching a couple of times during the shows this week willing on the final credits. Terrible. So in alphabetical order lets find some words for the most boring bunch of celebrities:

Ben: No backbone, I think that’s what others are saying about him, well it’s absolutely right. He skulks around all timid and quiet and doesn’t say anything even when Coolio is clearly taking the piss.  In the summer our BB 2008 winner Rachel got a hard time for fence sitting but at least when she wanted to make a point she’d make it, Ben is just hiding behind a fence post. Boring.

Coolio: My favourite. He may be a tad annoying but at least he’s entertaining. I really don’t see why some of the bitches hate him so much, he’s enjoying himself winding others up and they’re dim enough to take the bait! Fully aware that Ulrika has been talking about him behind his back, he still had the heart to go over to her in the kitchen to say a few kind words to her when she was selfishly blubbing after hearing Lucy was going to be the first to be evicted. Underneath that gangsta persona is a really good guy.

LaToya: For the first couple of days I was almost convinced it was Michael in disguise. They obviously went to the same surgeon! She doesn’t seen to get much coverage so I’m not sure what to say about her. Seems a sweet but troubled woman.

Lucy: Thank you British public, what a waste of a housemate eh?  The glamour girl didn’t show her baps (the reason she is a celebrity!) and just showed us how empty her head is. Just because you have a posh voice love, it doesn’t mean your not an air-head! Her “News in Briefs” was cringeworthy, what she said about the labour party could have been done better by my 8 year old. She wears far too much make up and Coolio gave her a 6 for when she’s not wearing it. Ha!

Michelle: Cried when Coolio pointed out her faux pas when saying Tina looked like the Princess from Shrek. I went right off her from that point. It was hilarious and she could have laughed it off but instead she had a weep. She’s formed a friendship with Ben so we don’t see a lot of her. She did move well in the “Call on me” dancing task.

Mutya: Ok I’m struggling, Coolio wants a bit of her but she’s having none of it! She sang her song well. She had a bit of a tantrum when BB wouldn’t let her in the Diary room one morning….er….next!

Terry: Playing a good game. He took on the challenges of hoh well and made the right nominations I think. Seems an all round nice guy who everyone loves and he may be safe from nominations but has he got enough public support to win?

Tina: Vulgar, foul mouthed, bitchy, vile, nasty piece of work. I thought she was going to be a confrontational housemate but all she’s done is bitch behind backs. All mouth no trousers that woman. I hope she goes soon.

Tommy: I thought I was going to hate him (must be the politician thing) but he seems a nice guy. He was funny dancing with LaToya in the lifestyles of the rich and famous task and he was good to watch having a lively debate with Coolio about his views on women.

Ulrika: Only cares about her fee for the show, she doesn’t want to be there and should be booted out with no pay or made to suffer to the end. Her tears make me want to scream, if she wasn’t going to try and enjoy herself and would miss her family so much then she should have stayed at home. She’s allegedly been victim to aggressive men so I was a bit shocked by her knee-jerk reaction of a slap in the face when Terry made a cheeky comment.

Verne: Well he hasn’t stole the show like I expected, infact he’s right in the background. I find him a bit creepy especially when he talks about sex. Imitating Coolio was quite amusing. His singing is atrocious and acting not much better! His profile says he’s a stunt man..that has me puzzled, the guy can barely walk!

Posted by Jo x

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Celebrity Big Brother Launch Night Thoughts

January 3rd, 2009

diaryroomAfter a long 2 year wait, Celebrity Big Brother 2009 kicked off tonight with Davina dressed in a gorilla suit. As usual she’s so excitied you can imagine her peeing herself as she squeals through her auto-cue. A quick tour of the house and we can summarise that the celebs have it a little more cushy than the last summers housemates. Inside, thicker mattresses on the b block beds would put our luxury divan to shame, gym equipment, a bigger bath that could quite possibly drown Verne and the shower screened for the housemates privacy (what have they got that we haven’t?). Outside there are heated areas to prevent the slightest shiver and the jail is more of a travelodge than a cell.

I fear Celebrity Big Brother 2009 is quickly going to turn into the Verne Troyer show, I hope I’m wrong…..

Posted by: Jo x

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Who's who in Celebrity Big Brother 2009

January 2nd, 2009

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Let’s meet the celebrities…

Ok Big Brother fans, below is a list of the celebrities who are going to keep us entertained for the next few weeks.

Let’s hope this lot are as controversial as our least favourite big brother celebrities, Jade, Danielle & Jo (not my Jo but the annoying man faced Jo who was once in some cheesy pop group)

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And the first celeb to enter the house is….

La Toya Jackson. A reasonably famous housemate, related to the crazy Jackson family.  She obviously did not watch her brother (Germain Jackson) during his time in the celebrity big brother house.  She is the 5th child in the Jackson family and cannot live without bottled water, paper towels and tissues?  The strangest thing about her (apart from her face) is the fact she hates white food, surely all the coloured food is going to take some real offense to her food racism remarks.  We liked the way she put her bag straight down in the private bedroom, but the question is how did she know where is was?

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Oooh look another celebrity…

Mutya Buena. She reached her fame by being part of the most changeable girl band in living memory.  She is also reasonably famous following 3 UK number  1 hits.  She likes to think she is laid back and bitchy all at the same time.  Judging by the crowd she is a bit more popular than La Toya.  She feels naked without  her nails on?  How the hell does that work?  It has to be said that she is looking rather chunky these days and entered the house wearing something that would make Bet Lynch proud.  Some of her first words upon entering the house were “What the fuck am I doing?”

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Verne Troyer.  A real A-List celebrity….. apparently.  He played a rather muted short person in the Austin Powers films and took his place as the most famous little person.  He still thinks that he is playing the Mini Me character with all his talk of “evil plans”.  He collects skulls and wants to prove that he isn’t a womanising scumbag which apparently we all think he is???  For someone who doesn’t like the paparazzi, he certainly lapped up the attention walking down the red carpet.  His voice is going to get very annoying very quickly.  I originally thought his voice was altered to make it sound that high pitched.  Jo just gave the little man an “awwww” when he had to drag his own bag into the house.  I feel no pity for him nor should anyone else, he is an able bodied human just like me and should know how to carry his own bags.  There are other short people who can cope quite well without assistance, he knew what he was getting into before entering the house.  I’m guessing he will win because he has the pity factor!

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Tommy Sheridan. A politician not a celebrity, how on earth do they make that connection?  Apparently he rose to fame during the poll tax farce!!! He is a feisty Scottish Politician who was elected to Scottish Council from his prison cell, now that’s something to be proud of.  The crowd really don’t like this character they are shouting all sorts of lovely things to him.  He likes the sunbed (three per week) and is great friends with George Gallaway, I hate him already.  He reminds me of an ITV drama bad guy.

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Its raining celebrities….

Lucy Pinder. Not really a celebrity more of a masturbatory aid for adolescent males up and down the country.  By her own admission she is famous for her boobs, it’s funny how me or Jo have absolutely no idea who she is?  She attacked Jordan, describing her as being “blonde haired, orange and stupid”.  You can’t really call someone worth millions stupid considering she did it all by herself.  I so want this girl to fall flat on her face.  She says she hates attention seekers, so what is getting your tits out in a national newspaper if it isn’t seeking attention?  Her webshite gets an amazing 25million hits per month, which really shows how many wankers there are in this world.

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Swiftly followed by…

Ben Adams.  His claim to fame was that he was a member of A1 the band that were so unsure of themselves they named the group in such a way that they would always appear at the top of alphabetical lists.  He talks of taking advantage of the fact 7-13 year olds threw themselves at him?  Just remember he hates arrogant people, because most people who appear on BB and say that will always turn out to be self obsessed assholes.  The crowd didn’t seem too bothered by him and there was a mixture of cheers and boo’s.

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Tina Malone. Tina shot to fame (well sort of) by appearing as the pikey mother in the cult series Shameless, some might also recognise her from the well missed soap Brookside.  She describes herself as Tony Soprano in a frock, she claims to be a middled aged fat, bi-polar, OCD scouse woman.  She likes to swear and bite her toenails, hopefully at the same time because that is something I would like to see.  So far she is our favourite due to the fact she is quite down to earth and hopefully will give some of the others a slap if they step out of line

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Coolio. An aging poppy rap star, who made his name with the all time classic “Gangsters Paradise”.  He lost all respect as a rapper when he affiliated himself with the nickelodeon stars Keenan and Kel.  He has a sketchy past and is still living the gangster pimp life so he will be a very interesting character to watch.  The crowd do seem to like him, yet the mask on the back of his head might have swung some of that support in the other direction.  For some reason the crowd were barking at him, maybe its a gangster thang!  Straight away he reminds me of a black Darnell, whooohoooo!

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Michelle Heaton. Was given the status of celebrity after losing to Hearsay in some pop factor type show.  Liberty X took some time to take off and it was “Just a little bit” that shot the band into the lime light.  She seems quite likable and might just take some of the shine away from Lucy Pinta ;) .  A mixed reaction from the crowd, and apparently she is good friends with Jordan so it might be fun when mixed with Pinda.  Her favourite food is Nandos, pizza and curry, sounds like a great night out!!!

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Terry Christian. Was once a minor celeb who made his name presenting that crazy late night comedown program “The Word”.  Apart from that I have no idea what he has done since that program finished?  He was a great presenter back then and I’m hoping he hasn’t changed much, during his interview he comes across as very down to earth and pretty funny.  Why the crowd gave him so much grief is beyond me, he gave the best interview yet.  He also dislikes stuck up people and is about to enter the house with the above mentioned stuck up types.

They’re still coming…ulrika_440

Ulrika Jonsson. This beer swilling weather girl turned comedy punchbag is a welcome entity into the female ranks of the bb house.  We already know she can be slutty, funny, rude and downright annoying.  Another of her many claims to fame were to be raped by John Lesley, and beaten by Stan Collymore.  How contrived any of this was nobody really knows, I’m no psychologist but Im sure going to the police would have been a better way to deal with these things rather than writing about it in a book.

Well that’s it now let’s enjoy the maddness!

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Celebrity Big Brother 2009 Introduction

January 2nd, 2009

images2Well it’s that time of year again when our screens will be filled with irritating larger than life celebrities.  This year promises to be the best yet with some apparent A-List celebrities making complete idiots of themselves for our morbid enjoyment.  Now the temptation for me to take a verbatim of what is written on the Internet about the stars is pretty great, but I will be giving you my opinions so expect some celeb bashing!

We will be adding a list of the stars with a brief synopsis of what they have done to achieve their celebrity status and what exactly I think of them.  Don’t worry though this isn’t going to turn into an anti BB site as I have enlisted the help of my very own Big Brother expert, Jo…  Jo is my lovely and understanding other half who knows pretty much everything there is to know about big brother.  Jo will be providing you with a daily entry with our opinions on the daily big brother happenings, this will be based on the nightly highlight show so we don’t give out spoilers in the main entries.

According to various online sources here is the line up for the 2009 installment of Celebrity Big Brother:

  • Verne Troyer
  • La Toya Jackson
  • Ulrika Jonsson
  • Steve Strange
  • Coolio
  • Tina Malone
  • Ben Adams
  • Lucy Pinder
  • Tommy Sheridan
  • Terry Christian
  • Michelle Heaton
  • Mutya Buena

This list has not been confirmed by CH4 but it seems to be the line up used by many reliable Big Brother websites.

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