Well, I had every intention of adding my thoughts on a daily basis but I’ve just not had the inspiration. Live feed is so limited I’ve given up hoping for some action and the highlight shows are pretty lame. I’ve found myself clock watching a couple of times during the shows this week willing on the final credits. Terrible. So in alphabetical order lets find some words for the most boring bunch of celebrities:
Ben: No backbone, I think that’s what others are saying about him, well it’s absolutely right. He skulks around all timid and quiet and doesn’t say anything even when Coolio is clearly taking the piss. In the summer our BB 2008 winner Rachel got a hard time for fence sitting but at least when she wanted to make a point she’d make it, Ben is just hiding behind a fence post. Boring.
Coolio: My favourite. He may be a tad annoying but at least he’s entertaining. I really don’t see why some of the bitches hate him so much, he’s enjoying himself winding others up and they’re dim enough to take the bait! Fully aware that Ulrika has been talking about him behind his back, he still had the heart to go over to her in the kitchen to say a few kind words to her when she was selfishly blubbing after hearing Lucy was going to be the first to be evicted. Underneath that gangsta persona is a really good guy.
LaToya: For the first couple of days I was almost convinced it was Michael in disguise. They obviously went to the same surgeon! She doesn’t seen to get much coverage so I’m not sure what to say about her. Seems a sweet but troubled woman.
Lucy: Thank you British public, what a waste of a housemate eh? The glamour girl didn’t show her baps (the reason she is a celebrity!) and just showed us how empty her head is. Just because you have a posh voice love, it doesn’t mean your not an air-head! Her “News in Briefs” was cringeworthy, what she said about the labour party could have been done better by my 8 year old. She wears far too much make up and Coolio gave her a 6 for when she’s not wearing it. Ha!
Michelle: Cried when Coolio pointed out her faux pas when saying Tina looked like the Princess from Shrek. I went right off her from that point. It was hilarious and she could have laughed it off but instead she had a weep. She’s formed a friendship with Ben so we don’t see a lot of her. She did move well in the “Call on me” dancing task.
Mutya: Ok I’m struggling, Coolio wants a bit of her but she’s having none of it! She sang her song well. She had a bit of a tantrum when BB wouldn’t let her in the Diary room one morning….er….next!
Terry: Playing a good game. He took on the challenges of hoh well and made the right nominations I think. Seems an all round nice guy who everyone loves and he may be safe from nominations but has he got enough public support to win?
Tina: Vulgar, foul mouthed, bitchy, vile, nasty piece of work. I thought she was going to be a confrontational housemate but all she’s done is bitch behind backs. All mouth no trousers that woman. I hope she goes soon.
Tommy: I thought I was going to hate him (must be the politician thing) but he seems a nice guy. He was funny dancing with LaToya in the lifestyles of the rich and famous task and he was good to watch having a lively debate with Coolio about his views on women.
Ulrika: Only cares about her fee for the show, she doesn’t want to be there and should be booted out with no pay or made to suffer to the end. Her tears make me want to scream, if she wasn’t going to try and enjoy herself and would miss her family so much then she should have stayed at home. She’s allegedly been victim to aggressive men so I was a bit shocked by her knee-jerk reaction of a slap in the face when Terry made a cheeky comment.
Verne: Well he hasn’t stole the show like I expected, infact he’s right in the background. I find him a bit creepy especially when he talks about sex. Imitating Coolio was quite amusing. His singing is atrocious and acting not much better! His profile says he’s a stunt man..that has me puzzled, the guy can barely walk!
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